Hilarious group in Facebook with the following description:

This group is for Berkeley students coming together to recognize the ‘rivalry,’ and then make sure Stanford students realize that they are simply inferior to us.

The term rivalry implies that there is some aspect of the relationship between the two parties that is competitive. What we have here is merely petty jealousy. Hence, its less of a rivalry and more of childhood envy found in both Stanford students and graduates.

Many people spell Stanford as Stanfurd. The first thing you ask is: Why spell Stanfurd with a ‘u’ instead of an ‘o’. Well, my answer is ‘that’s the way it should be spelled’; ‘Stanfraud’ is fine as well. As you can guess, all the people there are superficial, arrogant, back-stabbing, spoiled brats. Next, you may ask why I hate Stanfurd so much, my answer to that is ‘because they suck, that’s the bottom line’. But, this name is not used in the group title so as to not give the appearance of any bias.

Stanford is the sort of place you want to see bulldozed to make room for a manure storage facility. It contains the type of people who drive BMWs and take mortal offense if anyone satirically pokes fun at them. It is a place where you learn how to reconcile giving lip-service to populist philosophy while employing an illegal Guatemalan maid.

And then comes the jokes on that Facebook Page… LOL:

Q: How many Stanford students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One — he just holds onto the bulb and expects
the world to revolve around him.
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A Stanford football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.
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Stanford’s football team is so bad more people come to watch their band blow than their team play.
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Stanford’s mascot is a color. Our’s is a Bear. Enough said.
Stanford’s band’s mascot is a tree.
Bears eat, maul, and piss on trees.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Eleven. One to change the light bulb and ten to co-author the paper.
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Everyone can tell a Stanford man by the way he walks down the street; a Stanford man walks down the street like he owns it.
Eveyone can tell a Cal man by the way he walks down the street; a Cal man walks down the street like he doesn’t give a damn who owns it.
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A Cal student and a Stanford student are both using the men’s room.
When they finish their business, the Cal student heads for the door, while the
Stanford student heads for the sink. The Stanford students calls to the Cal student, “At
Stanford, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom”
The Cal student replies nonchalantly, “At Cal, they teach us not to pee on our hands.”
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Leland Stanfurd Had a Farm (to the tune of Old McDonald)

Leland Stanfurd had a farm, e-i-e-i-o,
And on this farm he built a school, e-i-e-i-o,
With a snob, snob here,
And a snob, snob there,
Here a snob, there a snob, everywhere a snob, snob,
Leland Stanfurd built a school, e-i-e-i-o.

At this school there was a tower, e-i-e-i-o,
But not as big as Berkeley’s tower, e-i-e-i-o,
With a tower here,
And a tower there,
Here a tower, there a tower, everywhere a tower, tower,
Leland Stanfurd built a school, e-i-e-i-o.

And this school had a band, e-i-e-i-o,
That lost them the big game, e-i-e-i-o,
With a tuba here,
And a tuba there,
Here a tuba, there a tuba, everywhere a tuba tuba,
Leland Stanfurd built a school, e-i-e-i-o.
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Stanfurd is so bad at football that last year they were punting on 3rd down to catch the defense off-guard. they’d have the quarterback line up in the shotgun and he’d kick the ball past the unsuspecting safeties.

OMG farnee…

Went blog-hopping and found some interesting stuff, i.e. a clock (top right) and this widget:

My blog is worth $11,855.34.
How much is your blog worth?

=.= If that is really the case (as of 24 March 2008)… I want to sell my blog XD

Any takers? (Alright sorry my humour gets weird this early in the morning. Lame posts are a result of a sleep deprived ES) My blog is definitely worth much much more than that measly sum =P

Unbelievable I tell you. Barack Obama blows his nose and wins applause from the crowd in Texas. Sounds crazy? Watch.

As John Kass writes here, “When a presidential candidate is applauded for nose-blowing, what’s left to discuss?”

Move aside, Clinton.

“That kind of spontaneous affection Chairman Mao only dreamed of.”

Haha. OMG dem funny la.

Customer: One question, this internet package need to pay upfront right?

Me: Yes that is correct, it is packaged that way but you can pay monthly with credit card easy payment scheme.

Customer: New company always close down one what. What if three months down the road your company close down then how?

Me: We might be new and 8 months in the market, but we are actually doing quite well in sales and we are linked to a larger parent company.

Customer: What company is that?

Me: Mobif Berhad based in Penang .

Customer:  Established company also can close down what. Recently got this satellite TV company shut down… Then what happens then? Where will my money go?

Me: Sir, everything has a risk one. This is business.

Customer: No la dun wan to buy la scared later your company close down.

Me: =.=“ (sweat)

Some people ah I tell you… if you think like that, don’t need to buy anything la mister…